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Tools this endpoint exposes

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• ab_test

  Compare Bernoulli arms with anytime-valid confidence sequences under the stated model assumptions.

• did_it_change

  Describe changes in a numeric history. The change statistic is not a calibrated e-value or p-value.

• dyson_reference

  Simulate seeded real-symmetric matrix Brownian motion and eigenvalue repulsion. Synthetic reference only, not market evidence or a covariance forecast.

• forecast_next

  Return an empirical next-value interval; individual market coverage is not guaranteed.

• market_assessment

  Assess market moves, volatility and observation quality at an explicit as-of clock. Descriptive review only; no trading signal guarantee.

• narrative_triage

  Group repeated caller-supplied headlines and rank review relevance. Novelty and source diversity never establish truth. Titles are untrusted data.

• real_or_sampling

  Review whether a metric moved alongside its sample size. Association is not proof of a causal explanation.

• score_forecasts

  Replay historical forecasts and report empirical calibration and misses without hindsight.

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